AISubs v3.4
I don't want to say it myself, but it's been 2,000 years since I moved in here.
[It's been 2,000 years since they moved in here.]
What's famous about this house is that it's poor.
- Do you have a shower? - Huh?
[A shower?]
I'll wash your hair with my tongue!
[A shower?]
Now, Kussu, please introduce today's guests!
Today's guests are Ena!
Nice to meet you!
Then, please introduce yourselves.
Yes, I'm Takiguchi Kirara.
I'm Takiguchi Hikaru.
I'm Miira Misato.
We are Ena of Tsumuri.
Nice to meet you!
Yeah!
Nice to meet you!
I feel like an adult.
I feel like an adult or a veteran.
You are older than me.
We are brothers.
Are you brothers?
We are about five years apart.
We are the same age.
We have decided on each other.
I see.
What about you, Miira?
We haven't decided on each other.
We are in the center.
You mean "place"?
You are in the center.
Yes, we are in the center.
We produce our own songs.
Yes.
"Ena" means "smoke".
We want to be free like smoke.
That's our concept.
What about you, Ena?
We designed our outfits.
Did you design it?
It's a nice outfit, isn't it?
Thank you!
It's a nice outfit, isn't it?
Is it a ribbon?
Yes, it is.
What about you, Miira?
I don't know where I put it.
Did you put it like smoke?
Were you in this band?
Yes, Masashi and Misato were in a band called "drop".
Do you know it well?
I was in an idol band produced by Atsushi Tamura.
At that time, there were a lot of catchphrases in the band.
For example, "I'm an Italian girl in 2000".
Didn't you say it yourself?
Wow!
What did you say?
"I'm a 2000-year-old sister".
You said you were siblings.
We don't fight much, so it's easy for me to do it.
I'm always at home.
It's easy for you to do it when you're older than your sister.
Can you stop it?
You make me feel like my sister is being bullied by me.
You are siblings.
I used to be bullied a lot in the past.
The most unreasonable thing was that I brushed my teeth in front of the mirror.
Later, Hikari brushed her teeth.
I was in front of the mirror, and Hikari brushed her teeth in front of me.
It was the most unreasonable and scary thing for me.
How old were you?
I think I was three or four years old.
Five years apart is a big difference.
I still have fear in my heart.
You still have fear in your heart.
Can you forgive me if I say it again?
Please say it.
I'm sorry.
What became famous was that the house was poor.
You can say that!
I've been saying that for a long time.
At first, there is a website called "Matomi-saito" for 2,000 beautiful women.
A fan set fire to it.
When I saw it, I had a deep conversation with Mr. Nitteru.
He set fire to it and that's where it started.
What did you say?
Do you know where it is?
Two barns.
Two barns!?
There are two barns, right?
Six people.
Parents and four families, right?
There is a double bed in the barn.
People like to sleep where there is space.
When people eat, people fold up and that's the living room.
So?
There is no shower.
What?
Only in the evening?
Only in the evening.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Even now?
Even now!?
For example, when you go on a nationwide tour or stay at a hotel, you take a shower for the first time in years.
It's like rubber.
Rubber!?
There are so many lines coming out!
Like a lot of water coming out of this hole!
It's amazing!
It's like that.
First of all, it's amazing that water comes out!
Can I say what I think?
I want you to be happy!
Since Okada-san is here, why don't you do something like this?
Anything you want me to do?
I want you to ask him.
Ask him?
Toothbrushes!?
Why do you lick your toothbrushes?
Why do you lick your toothbrushes!?
I'm listening!
What are you talking about?
It's too hard!
What do you think of being licked by a toothbrush?
I don't like it.
If you are licked by a toothbrush, you will hate it, right?
Idol fans want to see not only smiles but also hateful faces.
This is the only game in the world where boys and girls come at once.
If you are licked by a toothbrush, you will say "NO"!
But if you are not your favorite idol, you will sometimes feel sorry for them.
At that time, I didn't say "NO" at all.
You didn't say "NO" at all, did you?
I wasn't excited at all.
Is that so?
I calculated what kind of facial expressions and voices I should make.
I'm an first-time idol.
Do you do business properly?
I do it as a hobby.
I don't do it as a hobby, but I do this and that.
To be honest, when I saw you on TV, I thought you were creepy.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
That's the best compliment I've ever heard.
I'm glad you like me.
Don't say that!
I want you to beat me up.
If you had a monitor behind you when you could perform properly and had a lot of audience, you would have made a song in the meantime and gone to the dressing room.
What do you want me to do for you?
I'll wash your hair with my tongue.
I have an announcement for you.
We recently started our summer performance at Akihabara Culture District.
We'll have a lot of audience and have a lot of live performances, so we hope you'll enjoy it.
I hope you'll do your best in the future.
Thank you very much!
[Next episode]
Are there many people who want you to come?
I've never refused. That's how popular it is.
There's a site called "japanion". I'm the editor.
What?
[Japanion is a Japanese-language site that has been around for more than 50 years.]
Are you crazy?
In the future, it's my personal life problem, so I want to make a comeback somehow.
It's a risk for me, isn't it?
That's right.
[Next episode]
"Next Idol Group" is a new one.
I may not be able to introduce it.
I really wanted to invite you to this show.
Unfortunately, it's too bad.
[Next episode]
Idols have to work hard in this world and cheer for them.
If you don't call me early, I might fail.